Hello people... Patryk Kornatowski (autismboy1) here...
Today, I went to see the new "Wonka" movie at the Odeon cinema in Mansfield, Nottingham!
I wanted to see it mainly because of the Oompa-Loompa song that is making the rounds on
YouTube Shorts recently (I think its making the rounds on TikTok aswell but I haven't used TikTok
in awhile and likely never will because I'm kinda tired of the Family Guy and South Park clips going
around on there with the footage from mobile games on them, so thank god I uninstalled that), but
anyway... The movie was really good, and yes... It is a musical... sorry Musical haters, so the movie
is about the origin story of... of course... Willy Wonka! like the origin story of how he bought his dreams
to life... like his famous chocolate and magic, but hilarity and hijinx ensue, like holy shit, Mrs. Scrubitt
is kinda abusive to Noodle, looks like Mrs. Scrubitt is like Grandma Stotch but without the sexual part
where she bites Butters, but she's just an angry woman who just hates n****rs, maybe she should join
the KKK or something, I don't know
but still, its a good movie, it has Keegan-Michael Key, who was on Key & Peele, directed by a member of
the 3dmm community, Peter Atencio (aka "Crazy Ivan" on the forums), it also has Matt Lucas, co-creator of
"Little Britian" alongside David Walliams, and hell... even ROWAN ATKINSON!!!!! YES, MR. BEAN, JOHNNY
ENGLISH, EMILE MONDAVARIOUS HIMSELF!!! (for those retards do not know who he is), and intrestingly
enough, he plays the pope character... which is intresting because in Johnny English, there is a scene where
the main character, Johnny English, shows the Bishop's ass (sorry, I mean... the Bishop's bottom) to THOUSANDS
of people, hell, even the rednecks enjoyed it, and also... In one scene in "Wonka", he says that he is a sinner. :)
Rowan Atkinson, I think you got some explaning to do here... but man, the Oompa Loompa in the movie is such a
sneaky jew, like he just steals jars of sweets from Willy Wonka, like... this shit is real... wait... is... isreal... REAL?!
but yeah, also one thing I forgot to mention, the songs in the movie were composed by none other than Neil Hannon,
frontmen of the Divine comedy, which is also cool... but still, go see "Wonka" while you can... or idk... wait for it to come
out on DVD or Blu-ray or... 4K Ultra HD? or better... Netflix!!!! if your THAT lazy!!
lol.
I'm gonna go have some taco bell now, BYE!!!!
-Patryk